[{"@context":"https:\/\/schema.org\/","@type":"Article","@id":"https:\/\/verbava.cz\/cestovani-s-humorem\/#Article","mainEntityOfPage":"https:\/\/verbava.cz\/cestovani-s-humorem\/","headline":"Cestov\u00e1n\u00ed s humorem","name":"Cestov\u00e1n\u00ed s humorem","description":"Jako p\u0159\u00edklad m\u016f\u017eeme pou\u017e\u00edt p\u0159\u00edpravu j\u00eddla. T\u00edm nemysl\u00edm n\u011bkde v hotelov\u00e9 kuchyni, ale p\u011bkn\u011b v kotl\u00edku \u010di na p\u00e1nvi venku, na ohni. Kdy\u017e tak hezky…","datePublished":"2023-02-07","dateModified":"2023-02-07","author":{"@type":"Person","@id":"https:\/\/verbava.cz\/author\/#Person","name":"","url":"https:\/\/verbava.cz\/author\/","identifier":1,"image":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/2d2e3fdaba6370eba756fb4048c695326686ff29010a0df4d58b27c20544521d?s=96&d=mm&r=g","url":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/2d2e3fdaba6370eba756fb4048c695326686ff29010a0df4d58b27c20544521d?s=96&d=mm&r=g","height":96,"width":96}},"publisher":{"@type":"Organization","name":"verbava.cz","logo":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"\/logo.png","url":"\/logo.png","width":600,"height":60}},"image":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"https:\/\/verbava.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/cooking_pot_cauldron_black.jpg","url":"https:\/\/verbava.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/cooking_pot_cauldron_black.jpg","height":0,"width":0},"url":"https:\/\/verbava.cz\/cestovani-s-humorem\/","wordCount":419,"articleBody":"Jako p\u0159\u00edklad m\u016f\u017eeme pou\u017e\u00edt p\u0159\u00edpravu j\u00eddla. T\u00edm nemysl\u00edm n\u011bkde v hotelov\u00e9 kuchyni, ale p\u011bkn\u011b v kotl\u00edku \u010di na p\u00e1nvi venku, na ohni. Kdy\u017e tak hezky op\u00e9k\u00e1te kus mas\u00ed\u010dka, abyste si pak dali do nosu, ale chvilka nepozornosti a maso je v plamenech. Ho\u0159\u00ed v\u0161e kolem mimo toho, kdo maso p\u0159ipravuje a ne\u017e se povede jakkoli zakro\u010dit, je pozd\u011b. Maso sice z\u016fstalo, to ano, nikam neode\u0161lo. Po\u017eivateln\u00e9 je v\u0161ak pouze ve velmi hlubok\u00e9 nouzi, a to za pomoc\u00ed sb\u00edje\u010dky, \u010d\u00ed n\u011bjak\u00e9ho mechanick\u00e9ho drti\u010de. Zuby ukousnout nelze. Jste na\u0161tvan\u00ed a vztekl\u00ed, hladov\u00ed a zarmoucen\u00ed, ale po n\u011bjak\u00e9 dob\u011b r\u00e1d p\u0159\u00edhodu povypr\u00e1v\u00edte mezi p\u0159\u00e1teli, kte\u0159\u00ed se samoz\u0159ejm\u011b \u0161kodolib\u011b bav\u00ed. \u00a0Setk\u00e1n\u00ed s lehce p\u0159iopilou pr\u016fvod\u010d\u00ed tak\u00e9 pobav\u00ed, a to hned od za\u010d\u00e1tku, proto\u017ee necht\u011bla pokutu, ale platnou j\u00edzdenku, kterou jsem j\u00ed pod\u00e1val hned na za\u010d\u00e1tku. Nebudu ps\u00e1t kde a kdy se to p\u0159ihodilo, proto\u017ee nechci, aby ona d\u00e1ma m\u011bla jak\u00e9koli pot\u00ed\u017ee. Ostatn\u011b, nemohu nijak prok\u00e1zat, \u017ee m\u011bla \u0161pi\u010dku. Tak ta pan\u00ed na j\u00edzdenku dlouze z\u00edrala a j\u00e1, ani\u017e jsem si to uv\u011bdomil jsem nat\u00e1hl ruku, aby mi ji vr\u00e1tila. Ona za\u010dala m\u017eourat, jako by se zrovna probrala ze sp\u00e1nku a dokonale mn\u011b set\u0159ela.\u00a0\u201eCo, co, vy, se myslit\u011b, \u017ee je to enem tak?\u201c a znovu za\u010dala na j\u00edzdenku koukat. Pak se sna\u017eila na n\u00ed n\u011bco ozna\u010dit, nev\u00edm co, asi to \u017ee je pou\u017eit\u00e1, jen\u017ee ji vyru\u0161il p\u0159\u00edjezd na zast\u00e1vku, tak\u017ee musela \u010dinnost p\u0159eru\u0161it a zam\u00e1vat strojvedouc\u00edmu. \u017de p\u0159i tom nevypadla ven bylo pro mne z\u00e1hadou. No, pak se vr\u00e1tila k n\u00e1m a j\u00e1 byl r\u00e1d, \u017ee si pamatovala, kde skon\u010dila. Tou\u017eil jsem po m\u00e9 j\u00edzdence, neb si je uschov\u00e1v\u00e1m na pam\u00e1tku pro p\u0159\u00edpadn\u00e9 potomky, kte\u0159\u00ed by mi nev\u011b\u0159ili, jak se cestovalo za levn\u00fd pen\u00edz. Nu\u017ee mil\u00e1 pan\u00ed brejlila a brejlila a po nekone\u010dn\u00e9 dob\u011b mi j\u00edzdenku vr\u00e1tila. Sice zmuchlanou, ale vr\u00e1tila. Nev\u00edm kam pak pokra\u010dovala, ale sm\u011br byl spr\u00e1vn\u00fd, toti\u017e st\u00e1le dop\u0159edu. Dodnes na tu milou pan\u00ed vzpom\u00edn\u00e1me.\u00a0                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                "},{"@context":"https:\/\/schema.org\/","@type":"BreadcrumbList","itemListElement":[{"@type":"ListItem","position":1,"name":"Cestov\u00e1n\u00ed s humorem","item":"https:\/\/verbava.cz\/cestovani-s-humorem\/#breadcrumbitem"}]}]